Dear Diary,

I am actually riting my diary in d Mac at Harbourfront. I eat readi...alot u noe...juz nw, I juz eat wif Jazz n Qima at KFC n now here I am eating again...HAIZ!!!

It seems tt Jazz cant wait 4 her bdae. Even "somebody" gonna give her.(P.s: Jazz n Qima shud noe tis certain person). K lah...todae I got no celeb news...I gotta get going...but don wori...celeb news will be on next week.

Buaiz...Britney RuLeZ!!!